Saturday, July 16, 2011


Real quick post:

First of all, I can't believe how quickly time flies.  I only have two weeks left here!  But at least that means I get to see everyone in the U S of A pretty soon.  I managed to climb my way to the top the highest peak on the island and I took a bunch of pictures, but for some reason I can't upload them.  So possibly look forward to a better story with pics about that if I can upload them.

This whole time I've been staying on this campus, there have been no versions of RAs.  Withour RAs being present, and it being the summer where nobody has class the next day and there being a drinking age of 16, I thought for sure the campus would be unbelievably loud and crazy every night.  However, I haven't had to ask a single person to be quiet at night and I haven't seen a single person consume more than one drink in a night.  Well, now I'm feeling kinda stupid; apparently I have a defunct job at VT.  Finally, last week I felt vindicated.  I feel like my job is worth something again because if this was at tech, there's no way this would have happened with any of our RAs present.  They finally did something irresponsible and boy, talk about go big or go home.  These kids filled this giant tank with lighter fluid and wrapped it, fuse and all inside another container.  Then they built this launcher thing that shot it straight in the air.  They lit the fuse (which theoretically was supposed to ignite when the container was at its highest) and launched.  It was supposed to go about 100 feet in the went about 50.  Luckily everyone had already moved quite a distance back.  It didn't explode in the air like they wanted, but it did when it hit the ground.  There's now a giant scorch mark on the lawn and I know which of my hallmates to avoid because they're pyromaniacs.

Goal for the next semester. Don't let my residents do this.

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

If I see you here again I’m calling Security!

My apologies for a post where all I do is rant and vent.

As my campus internet is, I believe they call it, an epic fail.  I resorted to going to other places for my internet.  Internet cafés and things of that nature.  So, I go to this café I heard about that’s inside a hotel, you can get some food, do your homework online and they usually have some sort of live band.  I thought that it was open to any paying customer. I was wrong.  About half hour after sitting there this guy approaches me and he just looks like a jerk (I’ll refrain from using more colorful language to describe him…ahem, stupid).  He’s doesn’t even say hello, just asks me if I’m staying at the hotel.  I’m like no, obviously not, why else would I have my laptop case and my car keys with me if I was staying here. JK, I wasn’t that rude, I just said I wasn’t staying there.  He goes, well this area is only for customers staying at the hotel, I’m gonna need you leave.  I was like ok, NBD, I’ll leave.  He says, good and if I see you here again I’m calling security on you.  WOAH, that’s when I had enough of his rudeness, got up and beat him mercilessly.  Again, joking, I just said ok and left.  But that guy was unbelievably rude, there was absolutely no sign of any kind to let you know that area was for hotel guests only.  In fact, if you walked about 10 feet down the hall, there’s a lounge that doesn’t serve food, but anyone can go in it, another 10 feet and there’s an entire casino next to the front lobby.  It was not a far stretch of the imagination for me to think I could go in there.  Even though he was extremely rude, I decided not to make a big deal about it, I didn’t report him for pretty much verbally threatening me for an honest mistake; Instead, I’ll be the bigger man and just wait for karma to do what it does best. 

Friday, June 3, 2011


The food here is so good.   It’s called Krioyo food.  It’s a type of food based on Western European ancestry mixed with West Indies.  This is fitting, since the Netherland Antilles is the perfect blend of Western Europe and West Indies.  The food is heavy and hearty and delicious.  I’ve been working out (AKA going running) everyday for about a week and I plan to continue every day I’m still here. Why? Because I’ve been eating way too much of this unhealthy food!  Everything is made locally, fresh that morning, oftentimes with ingredients grown or raised in their own backyard.
I’ve been eating: Pastechis (meat filled pastries), Johnny Cakes (cheese filled pastries), tutu (cornmeal pudding thing mixed with bean soup), masbango (a fish), stoba (stewed meat), sate ku batata (chicken kebab and potatoes), worst salu (a deli meat similar to hard salami but way better), broodje hagelslag (see my earlier post) and so much more.  Expect me to weigh an extra hundred pounds next time you see me.

At work I'm doing all the leg work before I can start the "exciting" part of my research. The groundwork should be ready to go by the 1st of July.  In the meantime, in addition, I've also been doing the job of a lab tech.  For the past two days they've left me in charge of some of the testing (they have way more trust in me than I do).  I'm terrified of screwing up and someone ending up with a blood transfusion that does them more harm than good!

 On another note, in order to still be available 24/7 to my parents they’re making me carry my normal Droid phone (for international texts), a magic jack (for international calls), a local phone I got here (obviously for local calls), a Verizon Wireless Mobile Hotspot (which has stopped working) and my dad’s iPad (for emergency Skype sessions I guess). I may be bogged down, but I can contact anyone, anywhere in the world, from anywhere in the world...only by phone though. Since the hotspot broke, I still can't find reliable internet anywhere on this island.  So, I just keep moving around from place to place. This blog brought to you by the business center of a hotel that would probably kick me out if they knew I wasn't a guest here.

The lowest bill is the 10 dollar bill.  I HATE coins and I usually just toss them in a jar something…but I'm not rich enough to fill a jar with coins worth 5 Gs each (though in this case the, G stands for gilder).

Sate ku batata. Deliciously unhealthy

Broodje hageslag

From about 4 inches above my ankles and down hang over the edge of the bed :/ And as you can see my desk is already a mess. Typical.

Room until July 29th…Tiny

Decided to draw some blood and do a blood group test on myself. I hope I don't get yelled at for misuse of resources.

Shout out to Christine Terminello from The CAT’s Meow for giving me a cat-themed birthday card (in January) that I thought I had lost, but then found in my suitcase when I arrived in Curacao! Weird, right? Anyways, it’s now decorating my window sill and people think I’m weird for having it, haha! Hope to see you again in real life soon Christine. Have fun this summer, you’ll be a great OL!

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Wait, they keep them in a camp?! Like a Jail?

Yesterday, I tried to go find this place to eat that I had heard about.  Basically, I was looking for a house that looked as if instead of outside walls, it was one long bar.  I decided I didn’t need directions…mistake, big mistake.  I missed my turn and ended up crossing over the Juliana Bridge (the tallest bridge in the Caribbean), kept driving, kept making turns and ended up on this dead end dirt road before I finally just turned the car around.  Luckily, I somehow remembered which turns I had made and just did the exact opposite until I got back to where I started.  I was still wearing a shirt and tie from work, and not that I thought anything was going to happen to me, but I didn’t want to tempt fate by showing up in the bad part of town and having my awkward body language scream, “I’m not supposed to be here!”  I assume this is exactly how Harry Potter felt when he accidentally got out of the Floo Network at Knockturn Alley instead of Diagon Alley.

            I ate something I haven’t had in a while.  Broodje Hagelslag.  To make it you get white bread, butter (good butter) and hagelslag (which are basically these chocolate sprinkles that come in a giant box).  Put enough butter on the bread so that when you add the sprinkles, the butter will hold them in place and they won’t fall out when you’re eating!  I know, butter and chocolate sprinkles on bread, it sounds as if a 5 year old made it up.  But, try it! It’s delicious and if it wasn’t then people all over the Netherlands and the Netherlands Antilles wouldn’t keep eating it.

            Just found out that the internet in my room at the university won’t work on the majority of websites (like any website that ends with .edu or .com or .org.  They basically backtracked their previous statements after I paid the lease (jerks).  So, I have to be fully moved in there for a 2 month stay starting the first of June and I have to figure out a way to have internet so I can try to not fail the online class I’m taking at VT for Summer I.  Anyways, hopefully I can find an internet café or public library that’s open kind of late :/  But on the bright side, the other residents (who by the way somehow manage to live there without an RA and without a community development plan and the entire campus hasn’t descended into chaos) are extremely nice.  One guy, gibreel (that’s his name spelled phonetically), left his mom, who had come to visit him, and tried to come over and help me plug in my ethernet cable.  He even brought over an extra Ethernet cable!  I guess there was a slight language barrier (I haven’t had to speak Dutch fluently since 4th grade) so even though I didn’t need help with the Ethernet, I was touched that someone would walk away from their mom visiting to help a stranger he was just introduced to, very briefly, a few hours earlier.

            At 2 in the morning, I got a phone call.  I want to show you something.  One of the doctors comes and picks me up and takes me to this place called Campo Alegre.  Prostitution is illegal everywhere on the island except for within this camp.  Here they import girls from all over the world on work visas for 6-18 months to work the camp.  The girls are given these houses, and they live and conduct business in their rooms.  They have to stay in the camp between 6p-6a, they have to pay if they want to leave during the day time, they have to pay rent, they have to buy their own food and water, they have to go through daily STD testing the cost of which is tacked on to the rent, and they use pay phones to contact their families back home.  These girls are all under 30 years old, some as young as 17 and 18, and just to cover their costs they have to sleep with 5-10 men a night; it depends since they haggle for a price.  They basically walk around in ridiculous outfits and if you make eye contact with them they try to guess your nationality and ask some version of “¿Vamos Papi?” basically asking you if you want to join them.  These girls all have very sad stories.  Some went to medical school, architecture school, law school, and engineering school.  However, some countries have sexist, good old boy networks set in place that makes it impossible for women to get hired in those professions.  Some are single mothers just trying to feed their kids.  So single mothers and recent graduates are forced to leave their families behind to go work as a prostitute in order to feed their families, by sending money back home, or to pay off school loans.  They all put on a happy front, but...It was all I could do not to just try to give all those girls whatever they needed to get out of that situation.  I mean, my sisters are in high school now, if they were born in a different part of the world, a tiny personal life mistake or the wrong career choice and they could be in the same situation.  I really wanted to try to squeeze making a documentary about this place into my spare time.  However, I realized I can’t take on every single project that tugs at my heartstrings and plus I got kicked out for trying to bring in a camera.

            One last thing before the daily pictures: DSK was set up!

My living space for the first couple of days! The bachelor pad, if you will.  I shall miss my creature comforts. Pics of my new room to come (it's about 1/16th the size of this room).

I’ve been rocking my Virginia Tech tumbler all day, every day.  I’m so healthy, all I’ve drank since landing is water during the day and locally made wine at night.  I gave up my addiction to soda (or as some of you call it, pop).  The wine is so delicious, but one glass knocks me on my butt.  Plus I am just not being anywhere near as irresponsible as I should be with this whole 18 year old drinking age thing.

The Office!

Monday, May 23, 2011

Going to miss Peddrew-Yates this summer

Just went to my first day of work.  We basically went over what the weeklong orientation would be like.  I’ll get to see what all aspects of the lab do before, on Monday, I have to make a decision as to the focus of my research.  I also just signed in to my room at the campus on the Island.  Let’s just say, it is no Peddrew-Yates…Heck, it is no Slusher Tower either (I apologize for those references for those who don’t attend Virginia Tech).  I have a desk, a bed and a dresser; if I stood in the middle of the room and stretched my hands out I could probably touch all 4 walls.  And for the first time in my life, I’ll have to use a community shower…I guess I should’ve known this was coming since I somehow managed to avoid it at college. Alas, it was the cheapest option and I HATE spending money.  Anyways its almost 1pm and I haven’t eaten anything all day.  Still have to move into my new place, start the online class I’m taking at Tech and read over the 100 or so pages I got for homework from the hospital.  Hope everyone else is having a little bit more of a relaxed day.

Just a few random pictures of me going near the beach!

From the pier, looking towards the shore.

Curacao has these walls set up for one they were needed to defend itself from attackers during war.  Cannons would be placed in the gaps to attack incoming ships.

Some random steps that lead into the ocean.  I guess in case you don’t want to walk to the actual beach.

There’s no way you could possibly tell from this picture, but this is actually a golf course.

How did they know I was about to eat it?

These were just on the side of the road…I don’t know how I feel about this.
My sweet ride…

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Definitely the Frattiest

I’m back in Curacao. I haven’t been here (except for a few random days here and there for vacations) since 4th grade!  Now I face a 2.5 month stretch of living and working here.  I start working at the hospital tomorrow and that’ll be a whole new level of excitement.  It’s going to be a very reflective time period to live on the island where my parents lived for over 20 years and to work directly with a population that concerns my research.  There are many subgroup pockets with a high genetic frequency of HbS, which causes both sickle cell trait and sickle cell disease.  I’m extremely excited to see international health organizations, such as the Red Cross, specializing their regional branches to serve the specific needs of the surrounding population.  I can’t wait to work with their new Immunology Department; I actually feel as if the work we’ll be doing there can have the potential to directly impact lives.

            On a less sober note, I haven’t done anything today!  I woke up at 11, took an hour long shower (with cold water) then sat outside and read a book until 1.  Then I had a super lazy 2 hour lunch and just chatted with people.  A few things I had forgotten about Curacao:

·         The fact that any conversation will contain a mixture of 2-5 different languages (I’m being forced to remember English, Papiamentu, Dutch, Spanish, Portuguese and French).
·         Tiny speedos are the norm for any guy going to the beach (not sure if I’ll be jumping on that bandwagon).
·         Unless you’re at work, shirts are always optional.
·         How hot 90-100 degrees actually is.
·         And though I may never be considered fratty at any U.S. university, I am definitely the frattiest in Curacao!

I’m in Miami, Trick!

Landed in Miami a little before 1pm.  So far, I have read 2 books, started a third and done a lot of sleeping.  My flight to Curacao doesn’t leave until 4:30, so, needless to say, I have a lot of spare time on my hands…If I had a camera on me (yes, I’m THAT guy that goes on vacation without a camera) this blog post would be accompanied with a montage of the random things I did to keep myself entertained.

PS. Miami airport charges you to use their internet…so this blog post will just have to come after I land (AKA it may never come since the world is supposed to end at 6pm today, haha).